Graceful Spark, a big orange draft pony with a blonde-to-orange mane and tail, a pink streak over her left violet eye, and a nick out of her ear, cuddles with Spilled Beans, a wine-red unicorn with a coffee-colored mane and tail. Beans is resting against Spark's chest fluff and looking at her with those big blue eyes. Spark has a heart struck through with circuitry on her flank, while Beans as a cup of coffee spilled on a piece of paper.

We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Two of the gayest horses on Celestia's green Earth are stuck here until we podcast our way through every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.